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Oh My  Freakin God!! ... Iam sooo speachless right now
I can´t believe that Iam on blogg.se front page...YAAAAAAAAAHHHHOOOOOOO!!!!

Tusen TACK till Kerin Olofsson och jag vill välkomna alla mina nya läsare

YOU HAVE JUST MADE MY DAY!!!!  <33

I just want to have a bite of each one of these AMAZING cakes ...I mean, who doesnt want to?

Alcohol cake

Money maker cake

Physical Book Cake

Bridge cakes

Nikon Cake

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Lööv you all !!

Egg n1: This is too painful
Egg n2: He is going to eat our kids and then us ..what are we going to do?!?!

Egg n3: grrrrrr ...Me amor, I dont think that there is anything we can do .. :S:S

Here Iam sitting in the school library going through my Tobias Rawet assey that i was supposed to lend in yesterday ..(dan dan dan!). This week has been a pain in the ass ..big time! Iam just happy 2 know that am going to be in Stockholm on Saturday they whole day Yaaaaaahooooooo!!!!!! and it was about time for me to take a break from school works and
very far away from Dalarna !

Have you ever been soo tired that you just lost it and by that i mean got soo highper as if you´ve been smoking green (you know what iam taking about :P )
well, It aint like i have ever smoke or anything, but that how iam when iam tired or when iam bored 

Som3thing new:
I found out from my mother yesterday for the very first time that i have more than 40 cousins worldwide and this was my reaction ..OMFG!! (which stand for  ..Oh My Freakin God!)  and I who thought that i only had less than 15 cousins, it looks like i was  ..WROOOONG!!. I hope that one day i will have a chance to meet all of them, hang out with them  and learn there name ...Goodluck for me on that part!  

For those who dont know me Iam really bad at learning new names. Like for ex: it took me half a year to learn this friend of mines last name ...Iam still surprised on how i learned all my classmates first names and some from the other class  names in such a short time  ...soo proud

Iam soo tired at the moment (which means that iam kinda highper )  that i have no clue on what iam writing abt right now ...Anyways, i think that i have to go now

Adiós y te quierro  Everyone!! <3

I always want to know what my name stand for because most of the times people always ask me what my name means and i always give them the  hmm...i ...dont .. know  kinda unswer which i find it really embarrassing. So a couple of days ago i decided to google my name.
 
this is what i found out:
Yollande which is my first name is a  female name and it´s a violent flower.

Yollande is a very rare female first name and a very rare surname (source: 1990 U.S. Census). Displayed below is the baby name popularity trend for the girl's name Yollande. Compare Yollande with related baby names.

Grafitti : Jag
If you want to know what your name means you can go to www.thinkbabynames.com 

Tjena allihopa!

Today was my day.
We usually start school at 8 the morning on friday , but today we started school at 9.30 which means that i had plenty of sleep , awesome, right! ;) 
As much sleep as i got in the morning, by in the afternoon i was soo tired that i couldnt concertrate in the history  class and took me hours to just unswer one  freaking question that were written in the book!!

Here Iam sitting in the kitchen with my big sister surfing on youtube and listening to old songs like for example
Oh happy day -sister act 2 
Ring the Alarm - Beyonce
Beyonce on tyra banks show
Celine Dions songs
Whitney houstons songs and many more

Everybody in my family ís highper today and they are all  talking non stop ..hehehe
 they are the best <33

It looks like iam booked up this weekend with homeworks. I hope that i´ll be done with all of them by tommorow so i can do somthing fun on sunday and just chill out

I cant believe that Obama is the new president of America. And not just that, but he is the first young, black America president ever in Americas ..WHOOOOHOOOO!!! <333
I hope he´ll keep his promise and he´ll change American for good sake !!!

It´s all about green

Jag vet att någon gång under pubertetenn är då brukar äggen börjar mogna och bla bla bla, men måste den göra såå jäklar ont vart enda gång jag har den.

Jag är en del av kvinnor som brukar få kraftig smärta, huvudvärk, må illa, ha diarré eller kräkas vid mens ...you name it!. Då kan man behöva smärtstillande medel eller göra nåt som kan lindra mensvärket som t ex

att man måste ligga och vila känns det ofta bäst att ligga med uppdragna knän.
eller
rör dig, stretcha dig och göra allt möjligt men  de brukar inte funkar för mig, en del av min smärtstillande är att jag måste sova annars är det katastrof

I alla fall today was that day of the month och den började när jag var i skolan och blev värre och värre när jag kom hem så jag var tvungen att sova direkt, but i have one problem och det är att jag har vaknat nu. Vilken betyder att jag kommer INTE att sova idag ,,,UUsscchhh

Vad fan ska jag göra nu?!?!

Any tips for me?

Skådespelare i Jersey Girl är:

Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler, George Carlin, Jason Biggs, Jennifer Lopez, Mike Starr, Matt Damon, Will Smith, Raquel Castro

I have to get myself a couple of these beautiful, gorgeous high heeled shoes for this spring.

My day today was great, except that i was soo tired that i wasnt even paying attension in the swedish class ( i hope she didnt see me fallin asleep when she was teaching ..hehehe). Other than that my day was great

Now sit back, relax and enjoy these beautiful pictures

Tjejen: Sakta ner, jag är rädd.
Killen: Nej, det här är kul
Tjejen: Det är inte alls kul, sakta ner.

Killen: Säg att du älskar mig då.

Tjejen: Jag älskar dig, sakta ner nu

Killen: ge mig en kram.

Tjejen kramar honom.

Killen: Ta av min hjälm och sätt på dig den.

I tidningen nästa dag:

En motorcykel har krockat in i en byggnad.

Två satt på motorcykeln, men bara en överlevde.

Sanning: Killen hade insett att hans bromsar inte fungerade, men han ville inte tala om det för tjejen. Istället fick han henne att säga "jag älskar dig", känna hennes kram för en sista gång, och han fock henne att ta på sig hans hjälm så att hon skulle klara sig även om han skulle dö.

*Äkta kärlek*

Godmorning my fellas Swedish friends!!
I have started my day with a cup of coffee.  Iam usually not a morning coffee person, but since i had a bad sleep yesterday and I want to look awake .. It was a must

Since i havent made a decision on what am going to do today, iam thinking on having breakfast and then read that book i told you guys yesterday about ..the " Stone Cold" book and then do my History homework.
What do you guys suggest i should do today for fun other than reading?

These are the pictures that made it on my blogg Last Year (2008)

Jag kan typ göra såna:

Vilka underbara familjen han har!!!

Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus at the red carpet


Beyonce performing "If I was  a boy" song  (What a dress!!)

Sugababes were amongst the acts to represent the UK at the event, which pays tribute to the most popular artists amongst European fans.

It was the US acts who dominated the show, however. The country's winners included Kanye West, who took home the Ultimate Urban award.

Manchester's The Ting Tings performed their hit "That's Not My Name'

Beyoncé's sister Solange joined the ceremony, where she presented an award and performed at the after party.

Klänning: 149kr från http://chicy.se/shop/





1. Justin Timberlake

2. Chris Brown (My favorite)


3. Zack Efron


4. Jonas Brothers


5. T.I


6.Matt Pokora

Iam soo pissed right now that iam soo close to make a sin. My new year started really good until today when i found out that i didn´t pass the geography test that i have been working  for in several weeks ..Grrrr if only my  teacher knew how to give instructionns and stop changing her words every time i see her and try to to talk a language that we (the students) we´ll understand instead of just bubbling around. (i dont have anything against her ,, but men!) ..well i guess i have to figure out how iam going to fix it (though am not sure what to do nor chang)

My specialities

These are some of the languages that i can or at least a have an idea on how they sound or spoken

English -I can speak english and write in english
French- I can only write some words in french, i dont speak friench but i understand it as long as the person iam talking to speak really really slow. It´s a shame that i cant speak french nor write in french, since it´s one of the most spoken languages in my country and i went to a french school for 3-4 years  .. that a  story to tell some other time 
Lingala - is also spoken by everyone in my country. I understand lingala 100%, write 50%
Svenska- I understand swedish 99% but when it comes to writing well lets just say thats another story ...
Rwandis - I understand rwandis 89%, write 3%
Spanish- Iam new with spanish  soo i cant make any comments ..though i can count from 1-100 and say some words in spanish like  for example..HOLA GUAPO !;)



Do you think you can beat that?! How many languages can you?

Xo xo / Yollande

Godmorning people!!

The sun is shining today which is a good sign that  it´ll be sunny tommorow since it´s "going back to school" day. I know am supposed to be all jumpy and excited about going back to school, but to tell you the truth i don´t want to go nor do anything this week. Dont you agree with me?!

Iam not a thurday person, because it´s the day that i end school at 3 o´clock and we barely have any break. for exampel 10 minute is the longest break that we have on thursday ...talking about depressing ..LOOOL

Since today is my last freedom day, iam thinking of celebrating it  by relaxing and try to restore as much energy as i can that´s going to get me through tommorow



Me want !!!!

Hey guys, Hows everyone doing today?
As for me Iam doing great today :D  Iam getting ready at the moment to go to my friends brithday party. Her birthday was actually in january 1st at the new year  but she´s gona have the party today. Iam not sure what we are going to so there but i hope that theres something to eat because iam starving!! ;)

This got me thinking of somthing and that is, iam 17years turning 18 soon (in 5months) wwhich means that i´ll never be 17 again DAAAAMMMN IT !. So this is a list of some things that i have done since the 23 my (which is my birth date) and some that Iam thinking of doing before i turn 18 years

These are the things that am thinking of doing this year

1. Stay in bed half the day --DONE

2. and spend the other half of the day in the shower --DONE

3. play music high enough to wake all the neighbours up -- DONE

4. leave my room be a total catastof --done

 5. Get good grade at the end of this year

6. get drunk

7. drive a car

8. get a job -

9. get invited to a party

10. get honors

11. flunk a test

12. get a boyfriend (or a girlfriend in your case)

13.  make out

14. Get into a fist fight

15. have your own party

16. create your own clothing style

17. perform a Jackass stunt

18. eat well  --done

19. keep a secret --done

20. know your style

21.love your parents --done

22. learn to enjoy exercise

23. know what your talents are --done

24.understand your emotions

25. sort out your skincare routine

26.learn to laugh at yourself --soo done!

27.tell people you love them

28.take up a hobby

29.read the classics

30.face your fears

31. Eat Ice Cream everyday --done

32.learn about a diffrent culture --done

33.love your body --done

34. kiss a guy

35 Get pissed --done

36 Get thrown out of somewhere

37 Perform in front of a crowd

38 Brake a bone

39 Throw a house party

40 Have 1 meeningful relationship

41 Streak through the city

42 Travel to 1 far away country --done

43 Deep sea dive

44 Parachute out of a plane

45. Compliment a stranger. --done

46 Try a type of food that you probably would shy away from otherwise. --done

47. Visit a big city.

48. Bring a helium balloon to school one day for someone on their birthday.

49. Study insanely hard for a test in your least favourite subject and aaaaaaace it.

50. Pull an all-nighter. --done

51 Give a speech about something that's important to you.

52. Argue with a teacher if you don't agree with them instead of muttering about it under your breath.

53. Ask someone to a dance.

54 Kiss a member of the opposite sex.

55. Turn a flip on a trampoline.

Some people have been asking and wondering  why i blogg in english, well the thing is that Iam not good at swedish. 
I have been leaving in Sweden for 3 years now (soon 4years). I have been learning swedish for 2 and a half years now  because when me and my family arrived here, my old school headmaster thought that it was a good idea for me to be with my classmates in the classroom when i was in 7th grade.

As for me i thought that was some bullshit talkíng, because i didn´t learn nor do anything that year. All i did was just sit there and do absolutely nothing. I was having a blast at first but with the whole situation but i got tired of just sitting there.

Anywho ..what am traying to say is that my swedish is still rough, but Iam working on it. Iam going to try and blogg in swedish more this year



Iam loving HMs spring shoes collection
Arent these shoes just fabilous?!

Bye for now my dear readers <3

Hola chicas y chicos!!

Today is the day that i decided to clean up my room and remove all the the things that i wont be needing this year.  Other than cleaning my room i have been watching one movie to another. I have for example been watching
 "Full House 2"
"Apocalypto"
"The Hills"
And now Iam watching "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" on kanal 3 and jsut chilling ;)




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Ciao <3

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